If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (M)

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You movie poster

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Lark White, Ivy Wolk, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, Christian Slater

Director: Mary Bronstein

★★★★ "Rose Byrne delivers a riveting performance as a therapist pushed to her breaking point" SOLZY AT THE MOVIES

★★★★ "Bryne’s performance is so brilliantly unhinged" ARIZONA REPUBLIC

★★★★ "Underneath all the manic energy and stress is a film that leaves so much to contemplate and grapple with" FLICKERING MYTH

★★★★ "a must-see of the year" EL MUNDO

★★★★ "a two-hour jaw clench through an exhausting existence that’s much more relatable and mundane than you wish to admit" LOUD AND CLEAR

★★★★ "Byrne conveys with crack comic timing and an engaging sense of indignation the overwhelming weight on Linda’s shoulders" METRO WEEKLY

Sessions

Starts from Thursday, 27 November 2025. Session times to be announced.

Ticket Prices

  • 2D screenings:
    Adults $14 • Members $11 • Children (aged 3 to 12) $13
  • 3D screenings:
    All tickets $15 or $55 for family of four (max two adults, children aged 3 to 12)
  • NT Live:
    Adults $25 • Seniors $23 • Full-time students/children $15 • Student groups (10+) $12 each
  • MET Opera:
    Adults $28 • Seniors $23

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